(Setting: A shadowed room with the first rays of morning light breaking through the drawn curtains.)
Coffee to the Holy Bible (smirking): Hate to say this, pal, but she never skips me for you! It’s true love, dontcha know?
Holy Bible to Coffee: Love? “Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things” (1 Cor. 3:17). Love is what my pages are all about.